According to the guardian fitness makes you a fascist

I don’t think robots are supposed to break down like that 🤖

Hammers might look like simple tools to use, and they are, but they can also be dangerous.

You never know what kind of situation you’ll find yourself when boarding a plane.

After much debate amongst his elves and Mrs. Claus, old St. Nick decided to finally visit the hood.

I hope you enjoyed listening to this as much as I found it painful to write it 👂

The types of people you see in the New York City subway defies comprehension.

Halloween costume parties can be fun, until you forget to buy yours.

There once was a company named Netflix, who was King of the streaming platforms…

I recorded a few more lines for this, and I wish I didn’t have to cut them because it got weird. Really weird🙈