I hope you enjoyed listening to this as much as I found it painful to write it 👂

The types of people you see in the New York City subway defies comprehension.

Halloween costume parties can be fun, until you forget to buy yours.

Bo has been getting into dark magic as a hobby. Unfortunately he was not prepared to give all that the hobby required of him.

Checkers is to shoes what the terminator is to humans.

There once was a company named Netflix, who was King of the streaming platforms…

I recorded a few more lines for this, and I wish I didn’t have to cut them because it got weird. Really weird🙈

Checkers was the GOAT. I miss her 😭

We could have been beautiful together, but it wasn’t meant to be babe.

Merry Christmas to everyone except those hood 🥷’s